Snowpuff's Missions

kirbyboy102 · Snowpuff's Missions

This is a story I wrote 4 years ago and started seriously re-writing a year ago. This is copyright me, just so you know.

Snowpuff had been woken up by a bizarre ringing. She turned to face her pink, fur adorned alarm clock. It was not the alarm clock. She turned to her other side, revealing a small, pink nightstand. She checked her chirping cell phone, covered with a leopard pattern. She lazily picked it up and looked at the name of the caller. It was her least favorite person in the world. It was her boss, Daniki.
“Do you have a mission for me?”
“Yes, but only under one condition. If you take Nall.”
“Nall... NALL? Crap!”
“Now, you must take the Maroon Gang out of Mew France. There, you will find a cat named Crystal. She will guide you throughout your mission. Before you go, you must pack seven weeks’ worth of clothes. And please be ready for all four seasons…”
“G’Bye!” So Snowpuff got her stuff ready.
The cat world wasn’t bad. There were a lot of places to go. Snowpuff also had a lot of friends. Nall was one of her best friends, though. He had been her friend since they were small kittens.
“I wonder why they picked me. Is it because I look so… Ordinary?” She looked in the mirror at her average figure.
Snowpuff was an average run-of-the-mill sort of girl. She had pretty, snow white fur, a cute, flowing tail, and a cute pink nose. She had to go shopping for some clothes for the trip. By the time she got to the speedport, she was late.
There stood Nall. He looked at Snowpuff. He first looked agravavated, and then worried. She looked at him in such a way that he sheepishly turned his head, facing the other direction.
“She is so cute…” Nall thought to himself.
“He’s thinking I’m cute.” Snowpuff guessed.
Nall was pretty dull, and rather muscular. Brawn and no brains, one might say. He was rather tall, and had kind-looking features. He was kind to nature and polluted as little as possible. He got on to Snowpuff now and again about her pollution and how she was destroying the environment. But other than his tree-hugging ways, he was almost average.
Nall said, “Snowpuff, how long does it take to get seven weeks worth of money?”

“ You need clothes, you know, Nall.”
“A man always goes with the bare necessities!” “Umm, you know I don’t care about that stuff. Just don’t come crying to me when you need a change of clothes.” “Who do you think your talking to? I just so happen to have $300!”
“Oh, do you? I don’t really care.”
“Why not? It’ll get us some great things!”
Now, Snowpuff was usually kind to Nall, Her best friend, but things happened between them. The friendship between them was an everlasting friendship, one that could not have been broken by even the strongest known material. So they had thought, at least, until a couple of months ago. Snowpuff had become an undercover agent, and Nall was outraged by this fact. So Nall became one, as well. He is not clever, however, so this is his first mission.

“Nall, you have no clue about these missions, do you?” Nall had been crushed. He was supposed to say that to his small-statured best friend.
“ Sorry, Snowpuff.” The Speedpod had become vacant. They hopped in and buckled up.
“Nall, do you know how fast this thing is?”
“Yes Snowpuff. I’m not so poor I can’t ride in the SPEEDPORT!” The Speedpod closed up. It’s Safety precautions were said on loudspeaker to the next riders. It said,
“Please keep all paws inside the windows of the Speedpod. Keep quiet and have a nice blast of air. Thank you!” and shut off.
“Wow. Things have changed since my last ride.”
“You old man, you.” Snowpuff giggled. His last ride had been 5 years ago.
The engine whirled like a propeller on a submarine and the pod blazed through the tunnel, All the way to Mew France.

But something went wrong. The speedpod jolted into a complete stop, a bit too early.
“Snowpuff!” Nall yelled.
“I am going to die…” Snowpuff told herself.
The speedpod was about forty feet away from a helpless Snowpuff. Nall dashed out of the pod and ran over to Snowpuff. He started his CPR and hoped to the heavens.
“You do know, Nall, that I AM still conscious and well?”
“Oops, overreacting IS my specialty, after all.”
They got in the speedpod, which told them their ride would resume when they got back in.

Vye Brante

Gah, I feel bad! I haven't been able to read this yet!

I'll read it soon, just not sure when. Just letting you know I wasn't completely ignoring it.

kirbyboy102

XD it is allright! I just wanted to share~

When you can read it, please let me know what you think.

Georgia · Re: Snowpuff's Missions

kirbyboy102 · Re: Snowpuff's Missions

Georgia

The word. o.o;
Aah.

kirbyboy102

what, crap? What is wrong with crap? Or is it Nall?

Georgia

Uh I dunno. o.o
I was bored kthxbai.

kirbyboy102

*points toward you* I think the crazy version of the trainer card suits you better right now.

Georgia

TYYYYYSWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...My cat stepped on my keyboard...
I am not crazy... :[

kirbyboy102

“Oops, overreacting IS my specialty, after all.”

XD this suits you right now.

Georgia

Overreacting is my job. o.o;

kirbyboy102

O_o Am I unemployed now?

Georgia

You're fired from overreacting. D: o.o;

kirbyboy102

well, if you are overreactor, and kingsamurai is random, does that mean I'm complainer? I DUN WANNA BE A COMPLAINER!

Vye Brante

Wow. I'm lost. Teach me to read other people's conversations.

Amjam

And Vye is the overlord. Can I be the family fish? I was the family fish for three years in my old rp guild on neo... XD

Vye Brante

Overlord . . . I like the sound of that . . .

Georgia

I'm lost now.

kirbyboy102

Vye- overlord
Georgia- overreactor
Kingsamurai- Random Boy
Jack(thats ME!!!)- We dunno yet.
Amjam- Family fish.

Yeah, sorta like that.

Oranges_and_Pears

Kinda reminds me of...has anyone seen "The Cat Returns"? I like that movie. Haru's fave when she gets small...

Amjam

Oh, I love that movie! You're right! XD I didn't even make that connection.

kirbyboy102

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